“If you don’t shut up right now and tell us what’s wrong, I’ll get Edward to do a soldier-ninja trick or whatever that will result in your neck being broken,” Bella warned after asking him three times what was wrong without receiving an answer.
My wife was fucking awesome. She wasn’t the most patient person, and pregnant she was even more impatient. This was great when it was James getting chewed out, but not so much when it was my ass dragging.
“I saw a…ewwww! And it was big and…and…and…hairy!” he screeched, waving his arms around so much that he nearly fell off the stool.
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