Dead Bastard
“I’ll be back in a few hours,”
Charlie said to me as I grabbed the cases of rum from the bed of the truck. “I
just need to pick up some things at home and then take care of some paperwork.”
“That’s okay. I can handle it,” I
replied, lying through my teeth. No way in hell could I handle what waited for
me inside the bar. Bella was the most stubborn woman in the world – she was her
mother’s daughter, after all – and she insisted on working no matter what I
said. We’d been arguing about it before Charlie had yanked me out of there with
the rum excuse. And now I was going back in. I wondered if I could get away
with duct taping her to a chair.
I picked up the cases – damn heavy
things, too – and went down the stairs to the bar. About half way down I had to
put them down and give my arms a break. I was clearly getting out of shape.
Maybe I should start lifting weights. Or just wait for BC to come out so I
could lug him around. I smiled to myself. I couldn’t wait for him to get there.
I bent down to pick up the cases
again when I heard Sue’s voice through the door that was ajar.
“Edward, despite the lies and crap you tried
to spoon feed him as a child, is a wonderful man. He’s someone whom I’m proud
to call son-in-law and son. He’s my
boy now, so you can skip your pathetic, pompous ass out of here and know that
he’ll be taken care of. And if you ever darken our doorstep again, I’ll shove
my foot so far up your ass, it’ll come out of your mouth. I don’t take too
kindly to worthless parents. If you have any doubts about that, go pay a visit
to Mrs. McCarty over on Pear
street . She’ll tell you all about me and my
opinion of how she raised her own son. Now, get the fuck out of here.”
Fucking
hell.
My dad was back? Couldn’t he take
a damn hint? The way he’d been bulldozed last time couldn’t have been done more
thoroughly than if he’d been hit in the head by a stray satellite from space. But
it wasn’t my dad who came out through the door. It was my mom and my sister. I
didn’t know who was more surprised to see who, but my mom seemed to recover
first.
“Lugging liquor around? Really,
Edward? That’s the best you could find?”
Luckily, I recovered, too. “Sure
beats being a housewife weighed down by double standards.”
Her eyes widened. “I’m your mother
– do not speak to me that way!”
“Actually, I have a mom, thank you
very much. And since she’s so much more awesome than you ever were, your
services are no longer required. Thanks, though. The motherly love is simply
smothering me.” I looked her in the eye. “Besides, you can take a man out of
the Army, but you can’t truly take the Army out of the man. And since you
didn’t want the soldier, you can’t have the man.”
Her shocked gasp only made me roll
my eyes. I didn’t understand what had made them take interest in me again after
years of indifference. In their eyes, I was still the one who had made
mistakes, and that alone told me that I’d never have a relationship with them
that made me anything but frustrated and angry. So I would rather have none at
all, because at this point in my life, that was what suited me. They’d made their choices, and I
made mine.
“Well, then. You’ve made your bed,
so now you’ll just have to lie in it.” Nose in the air and distaste coloring
her words, the woman who’d given birth to me turned her back to me and climbed
the stairs.
I gave Alice an exasperated look. She was the only
one left who hadn’t had a go at me, and she was never one to miss out on the
opportunity.
“Heidi and her husband got
divorced earlier this year,” she said after a moment. It wasn’t what I’d
expected, nor did I care as I hadn’t seen or talked to my shallow and
incredibly unimportant ex-girlfriend since I’d been in fucking high school.
“She asked about you when I met her last week.”
“Fascinating,” I deadpanned. “We
haven’t talked in years, and the first thing you say to me is about my
ex-girlfriend? Have you been that
bored since high school?”
Huffing, she glared at me, and I
suddenly recognized my sister again. “I’m just saying that she’d probably take
you back. You know, if you came back home… and got a job.”
“I’ve got a job, thanks. A wife,
too. So I’m all set,” I told her, not even bothering with the sarcasm as I knew
it would fly right by her anyway. “Come to think of it, I’ve kind of got a
sister, as well, so why don’t you go away, Alice ? I’ve been doing great since high
school without you, so why ruin it now, huh?”
“Well, you’ve got it all then,
haven’t you?” she asked with an unattractive sneer.
“And then some,” James said,
sauntering down the stairs. He almost made me laugh when he looked Alice over and wrinkled
his nose. “You’re the dudette on speed. I’ve heard stories about you, and they
weren’t nice.”
“Classy, Edward,” Alice told me.
“What? You think I waste my time
talking about you?” I asked. “Hell no.”
“You annoyed the wrong woman,
speedy. I’m surprised she didn’t flatten your ass…oh, wait. She did!” James
said, looking behind Alice
as if looking at her ass. “Or maybe you were born that way. Poor girl, getting
all the bad genes while your brother got the good ones. Fate’s a bitch, huh?”
“Whatever! Stay here in your
pathetic little town, Edward, with your pathetic little friends and your
so-called family. See if I care!” She stomped up the stairs.
“Bye, Alice !” I called out.
“Those shoes are so last season,
by the way!” James added as a final salute.
We looked at each other and burst
out laughing. “Butter balls, you must have been an evil son of a bitch in a
past life to deserve a family like that.”
“Tell me about it. Good thing you
can get an upgrade.”
He nodded. “Amen and thank you,
little adorable baby Jesus. There was a woman up in the parking lot with the
same color hair as you and looking like she’d swallowed a gallon of acid. Mommy
dearest?”
I nodded and picked up the cases
again. “That’s the title she started out with, yeah.”
“Someone should tell her that
pastels don’t do her complexion any favors,” he said. “Need me to take one of
those cases or can I just watch your bulging muscles?”
I laughed. “Fuck off.”
Following a snickering James down
to the bar, I thought back to what I’d heard Sue say. Her words had touched me
deeply. He’s my boy now. And yeah, I
was. For the first time in my life, I was a momma’s boy, and that only a few
months before I became a parent myself. Life was just a barrel of laughs.
I was pleased to see Bella sitting
down when I came into the bar. I went to put the rum out back, and when I came
back, she was laughing at James and Sue dancing a dramatic tango, although Sue
was having a hard time staying in character.
Going over to stand behind Bella,
I slid my arms around her and kissed her neck. My hands were resting on her
stomach, and the brightest boy in the whole world gave a little kick to say hi.
At least that’s what I told myself. “Hey, you. Since when is this an
establishment with dancing?”
She turned her head and got a
proper kiss. “James came in, wanting to dance with the prettiest girl in the
room. And that was my mom, he claimed.”
I pretended to consider it. “Sue’s
pretty, but no one is as pretty as you. I’d ask you to dance if it wasn’t for
the fact that I’ve been trying to get you off your feet for months now.”
Bella giggle-snorted. “You’re a
dork.”
I shrugged. “Maybe, but you’re
still stuck with me.”
A customer who had braved a trip
past the tango couple to get a drink needed my attention, and when I turned
back to Bella afterward, her smile had disappeared. “Your mom and sister were
here.”
“I know. I met them outside,” I
replied. “Were they nasty to you and Sue? I’m not above going to Seattle to tell them to
go to hell.”
“Well…” She hesitated. “Clearly,
all the Cullen charm was passed to you, but they were more pathetic than
anything, really. What did they want?”
“Besides behave like idiots? No
clue. They’ve got this idea that I’m the one who’s made all the mistakes, and
until they stop seeing things that way, I just can’t have them in my life.” I
paused to give her a smile. “I wish I could give BC an aunt and a decent set of
grandparents, but he’s honestly better off without them. We all are.”
She muttered something about
kicking their asses as soon as BC stopped slowing her down. I kissed the top of
her head and started doing what I got paid for. While I worked, I kept an eye
on Bella to make sure that she stayed on her stool. She was being a good girl
and only left it to take bathroom breaks. The rest of the time she worked the
beer taps and ordered James and me around for the liquor. Charlie had come by,
but only long enough to pick up Sue and use her as shield when he saw Renee
approaching.
Mike and Jessica stopped by for a
while, and while Jessica took up Bella’s attention, Mike thought it was funny
to razz James and I about what was now known locally as Bella’s Revenge. James
often scowled at the photographic evidence decorating the bar, but while I had
been mildly – ahem – embarrassed when it had taken place, pride had kind of
taken over by then. Bella was truly Jake’s sister, and even if I hadn’t been the
– well-deserved – punch line, something that was so beautifully planned out had
my greatest respect. Hell. My wife was fucking awesome.
***
The following morning, I was woken
up by the doorbell. Had I been awake enough for my brain to work, I would probably
not have opened. But I wasn’t. So I opened the door and unsuspectingly
unleashed the terror of James on poor, sleeping Bella. I could only hope she’d
have mercy on me.
It turned out that she did take
mercy on me, and it had everything to do with the fact that I made breakfast
and sat through a Supernatural
marathon with her and James. All the time and effort I’d put into avoiding the
damn Tom Cruise marathon, and then I face-planted directly into demons, ghosts,
and freaking angels in trench coats. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, I had to
suffer through a running commentary about how hot the hunter dudes in the cool
car were.
“Jensen Ackles is fucking sexy,”
James declared, eyes glued to the screen while he stuffed his face with the
popcorn he’d insisted went with a DVD marathon – breakfast time or not.
“Hell yeah,” Bella agreed. Her
eyes were glued to the screen, too, and she didn’t even notice the look I sent
her.
“What the hell kind of name is
Jensen Ackles anyway?” I grumbled. The guy was not sexy. The car was, but that
was it. Well, and maybe the blonde with the mother and… I sighed. I had no
freaking clue what was going on. Demons, angels, the Shackles dude, and zombies
were all fighting each other. There were good angels and bad angels, and once
in a while even a nice demon. How was a guy supposed to keep track?
James spared me a glance, and it
wasn’t a very nice one. “It’s a perfectly fine name, Edward Anthony Cullen.”
I rolled my eyes and secretly
texted Charlie to help me. Fortunately, my father-in-law knew how to read text
messages even if he couldn’t send them, and a few minutes later he called me,
giving me an excuse to claim that I had to go to work early because he needed
my help with something. I loved Charlie.
In my haste, I almost tripped down
the stairs to get as far away from Shackles and the trench coat-wearing angels
as possible. Charlie was cleaning the shelves behind the bar, and I readily
pitched in.
“So, what exactly was the
nightmare that I just saved your ass from?” he asked.
I sighed. “Bella and James are
moaning over an actor in a TV show full of ghosts and flannel and stuff. His
name is Shackles Jensen or something. The only thing that made sense to me was
the ‘67 Chevy Impala. Well, and the music. It was none of that pop shit. I had
to get out of there before I went completely crazy, though. I think there was a
guy called Missy, as well.”
“Shackles and Missy? Really? Their
parents must have been trying to send their kids a message,” he commented. “But
it’s my gain. You can start stocking up the shelves while I clean the last of
them down at the end.”
“Yes, sir. And thank you for the
save.”
He chuckled. “Married men have to
stick together.”
When all the shelves were clean
and restocked, Charlie left to go tend to the diner. It was still early, but I
preferred opening instead of having to go upstairs. So I grabbed a couple of
sandwiches from the diner, unlocked the door, and lit the sign indicating that
we were open.
Like moths to a flame, it didn’t
take long before some of the usual suspects showed up and sat down in their
booths. I was playing Tetris on my cell phone when the phone in the office
rang. If I was honest with myself, I didn’t even know that there was a phone,
because I’d never heard it ring before. Making sure none of the patrons needed
me, I went in to answer it.
“Hello? I mean, this is
Downstairs.” God, I was a moron and shouldn’t be allowed around phones.
“I need to speak with James
Lawrence. It’s urgent,” a woman said without saying hello or introducing
herself.
“He’s not here at the moment,” I
replied, resigning myself to being James’ PA for a moment. “Can I take a
message or maybe you’d like to call back in a couple of hours when he’s h-”
“Tell him his dad died.”
The call ended, and I stared at
the phone. What the hell? Who delivered a message that someone had died like that? And shit. Now I was supposed to
tell James that his dad was dead. His asshole dad, but still. Crap.
I was lost in my own thoughts when
I went back out to the bar. There were a couple of customers waiting, and I
served them while trying to put together the right words in my mind. I’d dealt
with telling people that someone they knew had died when I was in the Army. I’d
never dealt with the families directly, only written letters to them from overseas,
but I’d delivered my share of bad news to fellow soldiers. It just felt like
forever ago.
I was busy mixing rum with the
bare minimums of Coke for Renee when James came in, whistling. He’d changed into
a t-shirt with a picture of the Shackles guy and was rubbing his stomach where
the picture was. I was happy to see Bella enter a few seconds later, because I
had no idea how James was going to react. She was a million times better than
me at dealing with him.
“James, can I see you in the
office for a moment?” I asked, trying to ignore the constant Shackles rubbing
he had going on.
“Seriously, lover boy. I know you
want me, but your wife is right there.
You could at least be less obvious when you invite me out back for a quick
romp,” he replied. “Also. Finally! Took you long enough to see the light.”
“Please,” I said. “Cut the crap
and just go into the office. It’s important.”
“Well, of course it’s important.
It’s only the most important moment of my lif-”
“James!”
He snickered. “Coming!”
I sighed and didn’t have it in me
to return Bella’s amused smile. I reached out to squeeze her hand as I passed
her. “Can you come with us for a minute? The customers will wait.”
“Sure. What’s up?”
“Bad news for James,” I whispered,
determined to tell James before anyone else. “He might need a friend.”
Her eyes widened, and I knew she
wanted to ask more questions, but I just shook my head and pulled her with me
into the office.
“We’re gonna have an audience? Why,
Indian Princess, I didn’t know you were into that kind of thing.”
“James, please stop with the
jokes. I have something serious I need to tell you,” I said, trying not to
fidget. “Can you sit down or something?”
He seemed to realize that I meant
business, because he sat down and looked at me expectantly. “I swear to God, if
you tell me you have cancer or something, I’ll get fucking hysterical. I’m not
joking,” he warned.
I sighed. “I don’t have cancer.
There was a phone call just before you came down here. Some woman who never
introduced herself asked for you. When I told her that you weren’t here, she
gave me a message to give you.”
“I ain’t the daddy of her baby no
matter what she says!” he blurted out. “There are some places my disco stick
will never go, and a vagina is one of those places.”
I wanted to hit him but took pity
on him because he was about to deal with some really bad news. “James, I’m
fucking sorry to have to tell you this, but your dad died.”
He gave me an empty look. “What?
Why? I mean…how? What?”
Bella pulled out a chair and sat
down next to him, holding his hand. He didn’t look like he even registered her.
“I’m sorry,” I replied. “I don’t
know. She just hung up before I could ask any questions.”
“Hm.” The look in his eyes was
completely empty, and he shrugged off Bella when she told him how sorry she
was. “I’ve got to get back to work.”
Bella tried to stop him when he
stood up. “That’s not necessary. Edward and I can handle it. James? James,
listen to me. Just go upstairs and take it easy for a while.”
“No, no. I have to work,” he
insisted. “Thirsty people and all that. I’m fine.”
Bella looked pleadingly at me, and
I blocked the door before he could leave the office. “So, you’re fine. Good for
you. But you just got the night off – take advantage of it, man. Get a drink
and sit down. We’re here if you want to talk or need anything, okay? James, are
you listening to me?”
He nodded absently. “I have to
make drinks.”
“Hang on, I’m getting Mom. Keep
him in here,” Bella said.
When she’d left, I managed to
convince him to sit down. I looked out of the door and saw a couple of
customers waiting. Signaling them that I’d just be a minute, I stayed in the
office. James’ reaction was scaring me. I knew his dad had been a real asshole,
but it was like James was in shock – completely detached.
“I think you talked to my mom,” he
said, suddenly. “I called her once, hoping that maybe she’d left the bastard
and that we could…I don’t know. I gave her the office number because I didn’t
want her to have my cell phone number.”
“Maybe…” I hesitated, not sure I
knew what I was even saying. What would I have done if I’d been in his
situation? “Maybe you should call her back?”
“I need to get to work,” he said,
standing up. “Papa Swan wouldn’t like me slacking off.”
“Papa Swan doesn’t rule the
world,” Sue said sternly as she marched through the door. James didn’t resist
when she gathered him in a hug. She looked over at me over his shoulder. “Go
on, son. We’ll just be a minute.”
I nodded, grateful that she knew
what to say and do. Closing the door behind me, I went out to help Bella with
the customers. It was still early, but a bus with tourists had just gotten into
town from Port Angeles ,
so there was plenty to do. It didn’t bother me to have something else to think
about, even if it stayed busy all night. Bella gave in after a couple of hours
and planted herself on a stool from which she took care of the beer orders. The
rest fell to me, as Sue had managed to talk James into coming home with her and
Charlie for dinner. Charlie had offered to stay, but I’d stubbornly insisted
that we were fine without him. James needed Charlie and Sue more than we did at
the bar.
Bella was half asleep by the time
we closed. I left the clean-up for the morning and brought her upstairs. She
was all groggy and adorable – not to mention not very cooperative – when I
helped her change into her sleep clothes. When I’d gotten her tucked in and
said goodnight to both her and BC, I went to lock up. Voices outside the front
door made me take a look. I saw James’ door closing and Sue getting ready to
leave.
“Hey. Is he okay?” I asked.
Sue smiled sadly. “The poor boy
doesn’t know what to think. You grieve when your parents pass away, right? But
what else are you supposed to feel when they’ve treated you badly? James is
trying to figure that out.”
I nodded, somewhat able to relate.
“He’s been debating all night if
he should go to the funeral or not,” she told me and leaned against the couch,
looking ready to pass out. “One the one hand he just wants to leave it all
behind, and it’s not like the dead bastard – don’t look at me like that, I’m
just stating facts – deserves any respect. But on the other hand, it could mean
closure for James on several levels. If he does decide to go, I’ll be going
with him. No way is my boy facing that deadbeat excuse of a mother on his own.
If he doesn’t like it, he’ll just have to deal with it anyway.”
“He’s lucky to have you, Sue. We
all are,” I said, meaning every word. “I’ll keep an eye on him. Hell, I’ll even
leave the door unlocked so he can climb in between Bella and me during the
night. You look ready to hit the hay, too. Do you need a ride home?”
Sue laughed and patted my cheek.
“You’re a good man, Edward. And no thanks. Charlie’s waiting in the car
downstairs.”
I followed her outside and said
goodnight. Back inside, I locked the door to the outside and wished I had the
words to make James feel better. I was pretty sure that this confused, grieving
James would make me long for his obnoxious flirty ways in no time.
I left the door to the apartment
unlocked and climbed under the covers. Bella was fast asleep, but BC wasn’t and
gave me a few kicks when I put my hands on Bella’s stomach. Brightest unborn kid ever.
“I promise that I won’t be a
screw-up daddy like my own and like Auntie James’, little buddy,” I whispered.
“I won’t be perfect, but I’ll love you more than anything and support you in
whatever you want to do with your life.”
BC gave me another kick, letting me
know that he’d heard me. “Sleep now, kiddo. Don’t wake Mommy with all the
kicking. She needs her sleep.”
Luckily Bella didn’t wake up, and
I held her close as I tried to fall asleep. I wasn’t a particularly religious
man, but if I’d been the praying type, I would have folded my hands and thanked
God for my family. The brightest little boy was going to come out soon, and he
would be mine. My wife was so beautiful that my heart ached sometimes when I
looked at her. She was everything I hadn’t known I’d been craving. I had a
family. Not just my own little Cullen brood, but parents and friends close
enough to be family. I wasn’t just lucky. I was blessed.
As it turned out, James did not
climb into out bed during the night, but I did find him in my kitchen the
following morning when I went to make breakfast. He was already dressed,
although wearing his beloved fluffy, bunny slippers, and busy making pancakes. In
fact, it looked like he was making pancakes for the entire town and perhaps a
few of the neighboring towns, as well.
“Good morning,” he greeted me
without looking up from the pan.
“Morning. How’re you doing today?”
I went to grab a cup of the coffee he’d brewed and got a good look at him. The
empty look in his eyes was gone, and he looked like his old self, except for
the lack of…sass.
“I’m okay.” He looked up. “Really.
I just…it was a shock, you know? And I didn’t really know what to feel or
think. He was my father and he was a bastard, and I was torn in different
directions. I stayed up all night to figure out what was what, and I’ve got it
now.”
“Well, that’s good. Right?”
“Yeah, it is,” he said decidedly
and expertly flipped a pancake in the air “I’m going to go to the funeral. You
know why? So I can throw dirt at his coffin.”
I considered that as well as the
things he’d told me in the past about how his dad had beaten him up for being
gay. “That’s an excellent reason.”
“I know, right? Of course, it
would have been better if he’d been alive when I threw dirt at him, but it’s
better than nothing.”
We sat down to eat after I’d
convinced him that he didn’t have to make anymore pancakes unless he wanted to
go down on the street to hand them out to people. Bella joined us a little
later and hugged James until he squealed.
“She kicked me!” He stared at
Bella’s stomach. “My niece kicked me.”
And the old James was back.
“Nephew,” I said, trying not to smile.
“You still haven’t gotten a second
opinion, so I’m not convinced. Sit down, baby mama, and eat some pancakes. I’m
sure my niece loves Auntie James’ pancakes.”
James and Sue left later that day
to go to James’ father’s funeral. They’d be gone for a few days, and until then
my Project Get Bella To Stop Working was temporarily suspended because she was
needed at the bar. Well, that and she threatened my balls with a meat hammer. Seth
worked at the diner after school to help out, and Charlie was considering
hiring another bartender. Even if Bella was stubborn as hell, BC was being a
good boy and slowed her down a lot. I’d even heard her give him his first
scolding for that. I, on the other hand, went and bought him a stuffed giraffe
as a reward.
Sue returned after two days,
joining Bella, Charlie, and I while we were having lunch at the diner. “I
helped James throw dirt at the coffin and told his mother what I thought of her
– respectfully and all since she’d just lost her husband, of course. James ran
into some friends and wanted to stay an extra few days,” she told us.
“The boy doing okay?” Charlie
asked.
“I think he is,” she replied,
stealing a french fry from her husband’s plate. “And I think it was a wise
decision for him to attend the funeral. His no-good mother tried to guilt him
into buying her a house of all things, but he handled himself beautifully. I
think he’s finally free of those awful people.”
“Good for him,” Bella said,
munching thoughtfully on a carrot stick. “You know, growing up I never
appreciated how lucky I was to have awesome parents. I don’t know why, as I
could see Rose and Emmett struggle with theirs. I guess I just thought they
were the exception to the rule. Instead, it seems, I am. Thank you, Mom and
Dad.”
Sue reached over to hug her, but
Charlie saw the tears in her eyes and fidgeted uncomfortably. Firecracker tears
were still my kryptonite, but I’d gotten better at distinguishing between the
real ones and the pregnancy ones. Charlie, however, looked like he was ready to
go do some inventory. How had the dude not figured it out, having had two kids?
I mentally shook my head at him and tried not to laugh.
The following days, Charlie
enlisted my help in his quest for a new bartender. He’d set up a string of
interviews with applicants, and my presence was needed, apparently. After the
first two, I wanted to stab my eyes out. And cut off my ears. There was no end
to the stupidity. My admiration for Charlie skyrocketed as I sat listening to
him ask questions from his little note book and patiently listen to their
answers that were so horrible that my brain went numb. It might even have bled
a little.
One guy, right out of high school,
thought he was interviewing for a position as manager. Another one could only
work every other Wednesday, while a third believed drinking alcohol was a
deadly sin. And then there was Renee who had applied, too. Charlie made up a
bad excuse and gave me the note book, telling me to take care of it and
whatever I did, not to hire her.
Two wasted days as there was no
one Charlie wanted to hire, even if someone paid him. Then, out of the blue, a
solution presented itself. I was helping out at the diner as Leah was out sick
when James came barreling in, dragging some poor guy in a hoodie after him.
“Papa Swan! Papa Swan!” James
yelled, making everyone look at him.
Charlie stuck his head out from
the kitchen. “Where’s the fire, boy?”
James let go of the guy and ran
over to hug Charlie. “I missed you, Papa Swan!”
Patting James on the back, Charlie
chuckled. “I missed you, too, son. It’s been so damn quiet around here lately.”
“I’ll fix that,” James promised
seriously. “First, though. Mama Swan said you were looking for a new bartender.
I found you one!”
Charlie looked pensive. “You did?”
“Yes!” James replied,
enthusiastically, pointing over at the guy he’d come in with. “I found myself a
real soldier boy like Bella did! And guess what? He’s a bartender, too. What do
you say, Papa Swan?”
I looked at the guy, and when
James dragged him forward, I suddenly recognized him. “Alec?”
He looked over at me and grinned.
“Edward Cullen! I’ll be damned. I barely recognized you with all that hair.”
“It’s good to see you again,” I
said, smiling. We’d served together on the last tour, and I knew he was a nice
guy. I hadn’t known he was gay, but it was pretty obvious from the way James
had attached himself to his arm that there was something between them. I
decided that I was happy for them.
“It’s good to see you, too. I
didn’t connect the ‘hunky man meat’ James told me about with you, although
maybe I should have,” he said, grinning.
Great.
Another one. James had clearly found a kindred spirit.
Alec said hello to Charlie, and
five minutes later Alec and James had charmed Charlie into hiring a new
bartender on the spot. Interesting times were ahead.